“Delicious water, by the way - how do you do it? The texture, real pizzazz, spicy … delish!”
Europe I’m really disappointed in you.
This is my first Eurovision and you’d made it out to be this huge shitshow with ridiculous costumes and dance numbers and stuff but like, there’s none of that.
What’s the deal yo.
I TAKE IT BACK.
ROMANIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING.